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Breakfast Blend

Breakfast Blend

Regular price $27.00 USD
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Roast: Medium

Say hello to Breakfast Blend, the coffee that’ll get you out of bed and into some questionable life choices. This smooth blend of South American beans is like the gentle nudge you need to face the day—without the full-on “why am I awake?” existential crisis. Perfect for your first cup (and possibly your second, third, and maybe even fourth), Breakfast Blend knows how to kickstart your morning without screaming at you like that alarm you just snoozed for the tenth time.

This house breakfast blend is as dependable as your favorite old sweatshirt—comforting, reliable, and just the right amount of warmth to make you feel like you’ve got things almost under control. It’s smooth enough to sip without panic, strong enough to get you through that 8 a.m. meeting you forgot you had, and mild enough to drink while pretending you’re not already counting down to nap time. Breakfast Blend—because let’s be honest, the first step to surviving the day is a cup of coffee that doesn’t judge you for your life choices.

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