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Cold Brew Coffee - Dark Mode

Cold Brew Coffee - Dark Mode

Regular price $74.75 USD
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For those who like their coffee like they like their weekends — cold, bold, and with absolutely no nonsense. This isn’t just any coffee; it’s a meticulously crafted dark French roast, blended specifically for cold brew. No additives, no artificial anything — just 100% pure coffee, the way coffee was meant to be.

The grounds are so coarse, they could probably moonlight as sandpaper. But don't let that scare you. It's all part of the plan. Steeped low and slow, this cold brew delivers the most satisfying cup — a smooth, dark brew that’s as intense as your need for caffeine by 8 a.m. So go ahead, take a sip. It’s basically like a coffee hug without the awkwardness.

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